What Would You Say if I Said....?

[angelique_redhead]

That must have been the neighbor's teacup chihuahua. I don't have a dog.

WWYSIIS: We're having a BBQ at our house. Would you like to come?

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[77horses]

I would say politely, "No thanks, I'm a Vegetarian. But thanks for the offer!"

What would you say if I said, "I currently have a 89 day old baby chicken in a brooder box in my bedroom!"

(no, really, I do! He's a runt and I still need to introduce him to his new flock soon...)

 

[angelique_redhead]

Is he a bantam? BTW, I also make BBQ tofu.

: Angelique

WWYSIIS: I can give you more chicks.

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[77horses]

I would say, "For free? If so, I'll take them! I'm already busy with taking care of my runt chick, Ivory, but who doesn't want more baby chickens?!?!

(oh and no, Ivory is not a bantam...

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WWYSIIS, "Hi."

 

[angelique_redhead]

Hello!

WWYSIIS: Yes, for free but you need to give me shipping or come get them.

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[44Wolves]

No Way! How much is shipping!

WWYSIIS: You look like a chicken!

 

[nwgirl]

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I would say, "Thank you, I must be having a good hair day."


WWYSIIS: "Your chicken just set off my car alarm!"

 

[77horses]

I would say, "No it didn't. How could you be in Washington and my chicken is here so he wouldn't be able to set it off?!"

WWISIIS, "Oh my gosh! Look, a tornado is coming towards your house!"

 

[SmartyChick]

AAAAAAAAAHHH! Auntie Em Auntie Em! LOL

WWYSIIS: I just put chicken poo in your coffee!

 

[Cats Critters]

I don't drink coffee

WWYSI: I just stole your favorite bird/birds?