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Yes. They bought the property from us to put a Cemetary there.
When I was in high school, i had a friend, Maurice.  He was something of a playboy, handsome, charming and smooth.  He had picked up a habit of bringing flowers to the girls at school.  After months of this he got in some trouble, seems he forgot to take out the card.  "with deepest sympathies..."  Turns out on his way to the bus stop he'd take the shortcut thru the cementary (alot of kids did, it was a huge one), swipe a boquet and use it to get dates.  His theory was that they'd be left to rot anyways, so he was "recycling" the flowers.
They don't put out real flowers out here anymore. 
They use the plastic ones, WAY cheaper but the only problem is that when a Storm comes through some of those plastic flowers end up everywhere in our lawn and ditch.