Whats the craziest thing you have ever seen on the road?

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

Edited for non-family friendly content.

 

[chickaddict]

I almost forgot about this one...............



My son and I were driving down the street when I spotted A very small orange person walking on the sidewalk. It is not unusual to see little people in my town. That is not what was strange. but ORANGE. I turned to my son and said "please tell me you saw that"


He said "mom, I'm not sure but I think it was an oompa-loompa"


I know is was just a little person with a really, really bad spray tan job. But to this day my son still swears we saw an oompa-loompa on riverside ave.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

In 1990 I was going to Il. to pick up my dads truck & boat to haul down here to Ar. In Mo. at a very familiar cafe, there was an ancient beagle waiting on traffic to cross the road. I spent 3 days in Il. before heading home. On the way back through Mo. , at the cafe, was the beagle. He was barely across the road. I know it was on the path it usually took, but to me it looked as if that's as far as he made it the whole time I was gone. I had to laugh.

 

[cassie]

I once saw a man wearing a Mickey Mouse helmet riding a bicycle and towing a little red wagon down a busy four lane highway. Highway 101 as a matter of fact. Yes I called the cops. Under the circumstances I thought he stood a very good chance of getting himself killed.

 

[19Dawn76]

My husband and I went to Memphis for the weekend with another couple and while we were there we hit a couple of swat meets. My friend spotted a suit of armor ( the kind that stands up with a sword in his hand) she really wanted and after pleading with her husband for a very long time she talked him into buying it. The deal was that he got to ride back with my husband and sleep while we hauled the suit of armor in the back seat of her car. It was summer and hot and halfway back to Little Rock the armor started to really smell plus it was kinda creepy. Tanya decided she was going to pull over on the highway and leave it there. So thats what she did . She left a 200 dollar suit of armor on the highway between Little Rock and Memphis. I always laugh imagining the double takes that must of caused.

 

[Kansaseq]

A woman stripping. This was near Independence,Mo, in a very crowded spot. She was wearing a swim suit, standing on the sidewalk, and she just took down her suit. I was aghast.

 

[Slinkytoys]

Mine's in Missouri too! Went past a smoking airplane seat with what was left of a torso belted in it. A private plane crashed just shy of the Joplin airport, there were parts of the plane scattered all over the place.

Slinky

 

[herfrds]

Used to work on a road paving crew. Saw alot of interesting things.
Weirdest one was the line of cars following my finish roller on fresh asphalt. The guys running the cones forgot to move them.

Only clean family one to share.

 

[chickensioux]

I must live a sheltered life........

 

[barred-rocks-rock]

Does a parking lot count? I was at McDonalds at lunch and there was this fat couple with two fat kids. One of the kids who was about 4 and probably weighed 400 pounds. He got up, and walked out the side door . no one followed him. it turned around, and saw him pull is pants down to the ground. i said " Why the Heck is he mooning us"? then he just PEES in the parking lot, and we were laughing SO Hard. His dad was like "Honey, hes peeing" like it had Happened before.