What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[SpringChickens]

I have a few kid's shirts...

Blame my sister (on the only boy... also the youngest, in a family of 4)

If you think I sleep a lot, you should see my Grandpa!!

 

[luvmychicknkids]

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We have a couple similar to that. Ummm....can't remember which kid wears them now, with 3 boys things get passed down.

One says "I wear camo so I won't get caught" the other says "Hiding from my homework"

Oh, another couple of cute ones my kids have. My middle son has one that has this dog with homework in its mouth and says "I ate his homework" and my youngest has one with a dog eating homework that says "Somehow the teacher nevver thinks it is as funny as I do"

 

[ravencreek]

I actually have this shirt.

Go to savethetatas.com for more shirts.

 

[joerogrz]

One of the funniest I've seen said, Social Engineering Expert: Because there is no patch for human stupidity.

Tech people get that one more than most.

 

[Year of the Rooster]

I have a shirt that says:

Can't You Tell I'm Taken?

(Read the bold letters

)

 

[debilorrah]

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I get that one! Ken is an IT guy!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

I once had a shirt with a picture of an angry looking panda with a hoodie and pistols for eyebrows. The caption said: Pistols for Pandas

On the back: They need all the firepower they can get!

 

[CoyoteMagic]

I've got several I got while I was on chemo last summer.

1. Bad NO Hair Day

2. I'm on Chemo What's Your Excuse

Hubby has a few too.

1. I've got gas and know what to do with it.

2. Your Village Called. They are missing their idiot.

 

[chickenlittle32]

I have a couple of em:

1. I am not the boss, I know what you SHOULD be doing.

2. Let me drop everything and work on your problem.

I bought my DH a few:

1. I hunt in a stand because my wife won't climb trees.

2. I can't be good all the time.

3. Someday my deer will come. (has a seleton man in a deer stand)
4. Chicks dig me. (was for Halloween, with a tombstone and dirt dug up)

My boys have a couple.

Duct tape won't fix everything. Save the planet.

If you think I drive you nuts now, wait until I get my drivers license.

Save water, wear a dirty shirt.

When my oldest son was a baby, we got a shirt that said:

Mommy's water sprinkler.

Ok enough for now lol

 

[chickaddict]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups