What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[luvmychicknkids]

My oldest son has one that says "I know the voices aren't real but they have some pretty good ideas". Another that says "How can I think outside the box when they won't even let me out".

My husband has one that says "I am right 97% of the time, who cares about the other 4%" and I wanted to get him one that says "I do everything the voices in my wife's head tell me to" but they were sold out in all sizes except the really big ones.

I am definitely getting this for all three of my kids...just found it today!!
http://shop.cafepress.com/design/15899595

I also found one that said "If you think I'm cute you should see my Dad in his BDU's" but the Air Force is phasing out BDU's and won't have them much longer.

 

[FrenchHen]

More people have read this shirt than your blog

i > u

The time for actions has passed. Now is the time for senseless bickering.

I love the ones at despair.com
Sarky fake motivational posters and other such things.

 

[addiedunn]

Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot.

 

[addiedunn]

Quote:

 

[Vcomb]

"I've gone to find myself....if I return before I get back, keep me here til I do!"

 

[ams3651]

My dad drag races so a couple years ago for fathers day we got him one that says

Lead Foot Grandpa
Burning Rubber since before you were born


My youngest has lots -
Girls Love me
Today is just another day to mess things up
Yeah I know, go to my room

 

[turney31]

I don't have a drinking problem
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down....NO PROBLEM!

 

[speckledhen]

"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

I wear it on occasion.

 

[DuckLady]

Folks, I asked once already to keep the sayings family friendly and appropriate.

If any of the staff has to edit or remove one more saying, this thread is history.

Thanks in advance for your full understanding and compliance.

 

[debilorrah]

Another one that has been around a while but still cracks me up is the camflage tshirt that says HAHA NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME.