What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[debilorrah]

Quote:
I did not steal it from a tshirt. I stole it from an email

 

[mom2chicksandpups]

I just remembered one that my husband threatened to buy for me... "I'm talking and I can't shut up!"

 

[Up-the-Creek]

Silence is golden,
Duct tape is silver

(You have to love this if you have kids)

 

[BorderKelpie]

From my oldest DD's wardrobe:

I'm confused.... no, wait, maybe I'm not

From mine:

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Playground Bully - Doesn't play well with others

I had a nightmare I was blonde (no offense blonde beauties - I wear that to drive my (blonde) mom nuts)

and:
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want? (I work nights, if you see me when the sun is up, I'm probably wearing this shirt. (I have gotten some interesting comments about it, too). Won't repeat them here, family forum and all!

 

[Judy]

Quote:
I did not steal it from a tshirt. I stole it from an email

Well, it should be on a T shirt!

 

[Judy]

Quote:
I really like the confused one. As for the out of bed and dressed, I am retired, so guess what.... Plus I worked nights for years.... I do hear you!

 

[Dancing]

"Don't make me call my winged monkeys..."

Oh!!! Do you mind if I steal this for my siggie on the sugar glider boards?????​

 

[lengel]

Read through the entire thread (thanks for the laughs!) and didn't see mine:

In my world you don't exist.

 

[Becky_H]

Contents under pressure: Handle with care.

 

[piecemaker]

Edited to remove inappropriate content.​