What's the rule on pantyhose?

[amyquilt]

I only wear dresses that are long enough that I don't have to wear hose or, in summer I don't care if anyone sees my white legs lol.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Ya know, I did think of Joe Namath ever so briefly, but I've got to have enough appetite to eat lunch shortly.

 

[debilorrah]

Panty hose are torture devices. Did I say that already? well, it bears repeating. They don't make pantyhose for fat women unless you are 9 feet tall. I need suspenders for my pantyhose.

 

[PurpleChicken]

This thread is the highlight of BYC today.

Googled "pantyhose"

Big Mistake!!!

P.S. Guys in pantyhose don't creep me. I try not to judge.

 

[AllChookUp]

Buff Hooligans wrote:
Ya know, I did think of Joe Namath ever so briefly, but I've got to have enough appetite to eat lunch shortly.

Like y'all haven't ruined mine yet....

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[debilorrah]

Glad we could make your day Purple.

 

[DrakeMaiden]

I have had a few good laughs reading this.

I got a hole in my last pair of pantyhose (haven't bought any since probably high school) and I don't think I can justify the expense of getting a new pair.

I try to avoid situations that require fancy dress. If I really have to dress up in the fall/winter season I have a nice long flowing skirt with matching top that looks like something an elf queen from, say, The Lord of the Rings movie would wear. I wear it with sandals and no one is the wiser.

In fact, that outfit tends to make a positive impression on people,which is nice because I don't feel overdressed, so I can enjoy myself!

 

[DrakeMaiden]

Oh yeah, hee hee, to answer the question I like the idea of the pantyhose with the seam up the back. That's just classy if you can pull that off!

 

[horsejody]

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God gave us dress slacks so we wouldn't have to wear dresses to work and to let us forget to shave our legs sometimes too.

 

[debilorrah]

Forget to shave our legs? What is this shave thing you speak of.