I have 28 chickens and 5 ducks....all ranging from 5-8 weeks old. I don't have names for everyone yet but here's what I have so far:
My favorite (and the only one with a real backstory to his name) is a roo named Captain Koch (pronounced "Cook")....as far as we can tell he is a Japanese Bantam roo, about 5 weeks old, and he's got the most personality of all the chickens. We just love the way he struts around the run with his tail up and his chest puffed out. He acts very proud of himself.
Hubby and I used to drive a truck together, and we hauled a lot of chicken. Down south, we'd always pick up chicken from Koch Foods, Inc, whose logo looks like this (hope it's OK to post!):
On our 1st load from Koch when I saw their logo on the bill of lading, I commented to hubby, "Gosh, that sure is one PROUD chicken, especially considering he's probably next in line to be made into nuggets." Hubby thought it was very admirable that a chicken would be SO proud to be made into food....and the conversation just got sillier & sillier the whole time we were waiting to be loaded. Became an inside joke between us. LOL. From then on, Koch foods was known to us the "Proud Chicken Place" whenever we went there.
Well, our Captain Koch looks very much like the "Proud Chicken" from Koch Foods
....Hubby pointed it out the last time he was home from the road and I agreed! Our Captain Koch isn't going to be made into nuggets anytime soon....but he's still proud of himself. His name (as pronounced- Cap'n Cook) is also a nod to one of our favorite TV shows- Breaking Bad- but that's not really what we named him after.
Then there are Timmy and Gobbles....named after Timmy from South Park & his "special needs" pet turkey, Gobbles. Gobbles is a black sex-link with curled toes (I posted a thread about her)....we think she's going to be just fine, she's just a little "special". Timmy is an EE with a much more mild form of curled-toe than Gobbles, only one foot seems to have it.
Featherfoot is a 5 week old bantam buff Cochin (we think)....hardly a creative name for a Cochin, but it's what I've been calling her since I bought her, and it stuck.
There are 12 red sex-links I can't tell apart- so I've taken to calling them all "Henrietta"....until I have a better way to determine who's who. And there are 3 white Leghorns that came from the same bin at TSC, who are collectively referred to as "The White Chicks". Oh, and for my token un-PC chicken, we have an EE pullet who grew a big bushy "beard" so we've named her "Saddam"....hubby wanted to call her Osama bin Chicken but I had to draw the line somewhere.
All 5 of my ducks have names:
Big Jim is my big male Rouen duck, after a wild Mallard my grandpa befriended when I was a kid.
Martin Penwald is a female Rouen, named after the "Rubber Duck" character in the movie Convoy (played by Kris Kristofferson)...Martin Penwald was the character's "real" name in the movie
Dcuk (pronounced "du-kuck") is the other female Rouen, after this little wooden bamboo duck I bought in Oregon made by The Duck Company (Google it- they're awesome).
My two Cayuga ducks are "Rotella" and "BP".....sorry, but I just couldn't help myself...we'd already planned to name them both after motor oil brands, and then the BP disaster struck. For those who haven't seen a Cayuga duck, google it....they are black with a green iridescent sheen that looks (to me) like they're coated in oil. Neat looking but odd at the same time
My favorite (and the only one with a real backstory to his name) is a roo named Captain Koch (pronounced "Cook")....as far as we can tell he is a Japanese Bantam roo, about 5 weeks old, and he's got the most personality of all the chickens. We just love the way he struts around the run with his tail up and his chest puffed out. He acts very proud of himself.
Hubby and I used to drive a truck together, and we hauled a lot of chicken. Down south, we'd always pick up chicken from Koch Foods, Inc, whose logo looks like this (hope it's OK to post!):

On our 1st load from Koch when I saw their logo on the bill of lading, I commented to hubby, "Gosh, that sure is one PROUD chicken, especially considering he's probably next in line to be made into nuggets." Hubby thought it was very admirable that a chicken would be SO proud to be made into food....and the conversation just got sillier & sillier the whole time we were waiting to be loaded. Became an inside joke between us. LOL. From then on, Koch foods was known to us the "Proud Chicken Place" whenever we went there.
Well, our Captain Koch looks very much like the "Proud Chicken" from Koch Foods

Then there are Timmy and Gobbles....named after Timmy from South Park & his "special needs" pet turkey, Gobbles. Gobbles is a black sex-link with curled toes (I posted a thread about her)....we think she's going to be just fine, she's just a little "special". Timmy is an EE with a much more mild form of curled-toe than Gobbles, only one foot seems to have it.
Featherfoot is a 5 week old bantam buff Cochin (we think)....hardly a creative name for a Cochin, but it's what I've been calling her since I bought her, and it stuck.
There are 12 red sex-links I can't tell apart- so I've taken to calling them all "Henrietta"....until I have a better way to determine who's who. And there are 3 white Leghorns that came from the same bin at TSC, who are collectively referred to as "The White Chicks". Oh, and for my token un-PC chicken, we have an EE pullet who grew a big bushy "beard" so we've named her "Saddam"....hubby wanted to call her Osama bin Chicken but I had to draw the line somewhere.
All 5 of my ducks have names:
Big Jim is my big male Rouen duck, after a wild Mallard my grandpa befriended when I was a kid.
Martin Penwald is a female Rouen, named after the "Rubber Duck" character in the movie Convoy (played by Kris Kristofferson)...Martin Penwald was the character's "real" name in the movie

Dcuk (pronounced "du-kuck") is the other female Rouen, after this little wooden bamboo duck I bought in Oregon made by The Duck Company (Google it- they're awesome).
My two Cayuga ducks are "Rotella" and "BP".....sorry, but I just couldn't help myself...we'd already planned to name them both after motor oil brands, and then the BP disaster struck. For those who haven't seen a Cayuga duck, google it....they are black with a green iridescent sheen that looks (to me) like they're coated in oil. Neat looking but odd at the same time
