Where I've Been For The Last Month

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Oh yeah, that kid! Great idea, I almost forgot about him. Five bucks an hour. Thanks. And no, there's no way to get it out without shoveling. It's the type of driveway that goes in straight, then has a "side apron" type space where I park the Jeep so the neighbor can plow a straight shot up the driveway. Behind the jeep is a rock wall and woods. But I'll definitely give that kid a call, that's a great idea. It is BURIED between the snow that fell and the pile he added in front of it.

I didn't let him NEAR my chicken coop, are you crazy!? He would have come back in, "Um, one is dead, not sure what happened...." I can hear it now. No, my chickens have large self feeders (water and food), so all I had to do was walk out and make sure the food and water was feeding through the feeders okay and go back in. I'd throw them some quick scratch too; they were fine.

Funny thing about him and the chickens. When he first heard I kept chickens, he called them "filthy animals", which P'd me off. Then he got here and saw the clean coop and the clean chickens and realized his ignorance. Then he kept wanting to go into the coop. I kept making excuses, because he's SO klutzy, I was sure he would step on one or something (they're just little bantams). So I kept telling him the rooster is really mean and will attack him and there's a "certain way" you have to go about it, etc., just trying to stall.
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So get this: At one point he says, "Well, I'm going to have to go in there eventually, so I can learn how to take care of them and stuff". Now remember, this was supposed to be a three day visit! So I'm like "What the ----??" He seriously thinks he's going to live here forever and start tending to the chickens???? It's funny on two levels, 1. He doesn't live here! Why does he need to learn to take care of them? and 2. He doesn't do anything but sit around all day anyway, he'd never be out there taking care of them!
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Oh, it was just too much. I stalled and stalled and kept telling him the rooster would attack him if he went into the run. NO WAY am I letting him near my precious babies. Not on your life.

PS: I suppose I can save the meat stuff for when my father visits. I'll tell him I bought it JUST FOR HIM!
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I do have a kids' sled actually. I use it to drag loads of wood from the woodpile to the deck. Never thought of using it for any sort of "fun", that would be crazy! Plus, there's only 3 steps, so it would be a short ride.
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Well, I suspect IF I am able to glue his head back on, he'll have to be an indoor Buddha now, doubt the glue would hold well in the elements.

I really am thinking about a blog. I have a web domain, but my only problem is that it's my real name, and I'm not sure I want just ANYONE being able to read the stuff I write about! Especially since half my stories involve people I know.
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I gotta put some thought into how to do it; I've never done a blog or anything. I could probably get a new domain added for not much money, I'll have to look into it. One thing I like about my own blog idea, is no censorship. I can write what I want and not get edited or deleted.

Try Gorilla Glue. I doubt even a nuclear holocaust would make that stuff come undone...
 
I'd say you're a much smarter Laurajean after this experience!!

And I'd be sending that lazy sob a bill for everything he broke... (prolly never get the money, but you could put a lien on his dads house, just out of principle)
 
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Well, I guess you got taken for a little while! At least you kicked him out finally! Sounds like a real loser. And, no matter what his psychological problems, they are not your problem or responsibility. Take care! And
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for not letting him around your chickens!!!
 
I second the Gorilla Glue! You could use it to glue his truck doors shut if he tries to come back for a visit,too
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Poor Buddha! I have a Montezuma bust on my front porch, I sure would hate for someone to cold cock him!!!
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Your front porches sound so much more interesting than mine. All I have is a lump of coal, and a cat tree with a variety of cats.
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Oh, no!! If she burned the bathrobe, he probably wouldnt have anything on at all!! That would be even worse!!! hehehe


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Hehehe, I was going to say the same thing about the bathrobe! He would be really cold if you burned and your eyes would hurt from the view too.

Getting rid a of BAD house guest is hard, it is one of those times you wish you lived in an RV. Send him to the gas station for some cigs and DRIVE.

I hate to say, I think I dated his older brother a few years back. "We" painted his house..."We" landscaped it... and he thought I was going to miss him when I dumped him! HA
 
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Or, he'd be very, VERY hot...depends on if he's wearing it or not when the match gets lit...
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