Cold-Blood
Tarantula Time!
Just wait until you are driving on the freeway, and the dog leans over the top of the seat... and starts to drool...Dog mouths are disgusting. Slobber is too, especially when it's all over your floor from them drinking
Drip, drip, drip on the top of your head, and there is nothing you can do.
Or you are petting the dog and it sneezes in your face.