I’m looking for a breed of chicken that doesn’t poop a lot and will stay on my lap for a long time. Would buff orpingtons be a good candidate? This will be an indoor pet.
Throughout the history of humans domesticating chickens pooping was never a factor even considered, so no there's not a single breed that will poop less than another. In addition, a chicken is very unlikely to enjoy sitting on your lap for an extended period of time more than chasing bugs foe example. And that brings us to our next point, chickens like to be outdoors, where they can eat bugs, scratch the ground and feel a sense of security knowing that they can escape, something impossible to do in a room. Chickens also like to have flockmates, one chicken alone won't work. Keeping a chicken in a rabbit sized cage is not a good idea at all, it's way too small for one chicken, let alone two. Please reconsider getting an indoor chicken, especially in such a terrible setup. Maybe get a praying mantis or something