I know a few "idiots" around here but they are all "wanna-be" cowboys. Unfortunately, in Wyoming, there are some of the real things up on horses, so the wanna-be's really stick out.
As for dressage, I am starting to learn dressage at the ripe old age of 47 and I'm having a blast! I found my "coach" by going down to the local equestian park, looking at the board and finding out who was in charge and emailing her. She was more than happy to help me. I laugh when I think about our lessons........
"head up! shoulders back! Don't look down, don't look down, look BETWEEN the horse's ears! put those hands DOWN! LOOK UP!!!!"
I start laughing so hard sometimes that I about fall off my horse! And she's in stitches on the rail. But I'm getting better and she doesn't yell at me as much. But my calves still cramp up on me......learning to go from western and my feet kind of out and forward to bringing my feet back and pointing my toes forward......these old legs don't change very fast.
I don't know if I will ever compete in dressage, but figured it was a good thing to learn and practice over the winter. That way I can keep my horse active during the winter months and I don't lose my conditioning on her. I'd like to start our season next year with a 50 miler and that won't happen unless I keep her moving.