Who wants a laugh? LOL

[Fierlin1182]

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Downloads On Whole System

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Nice~

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Awesome.

 

[Fierlin1182]

There's this other one. It was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.

(Real occurrence, somewhere above London)

Flight requesting level for the third time...
Pilot: Requesting FL370
Me (not me, the guy who posted this

): Do you have a TCAS?
Pilot: Yep
Me: You tell me if you can have that level then.
Pilot: Maintaining FL330.

LMAO!!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

ray's two cents :

There's this other one. It was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.

(Real occurrence, somewhere above London)

Flight requesting level for the third time...
Pilot: Requesting FL370
Me (not me, the guy who posted this

): Do you have a TCAS?
Pilot: Yep
Me: You tell me if you can have that level then.
Pilot: Maintaining FL330.

LMAO!!

Don't get it.

 

[Fierlin1182]

Don't worry, most of the jokes I post are a little weird.

I don't expect many people to get them, but if you do, that's an added bonus.

 

[Lofty Dreams]

I don't get it same as preety much every other joke.

 

[Fierlin1182]

Okay, I'll give you all a break, I won't open my mouth any longer but instead go around still acting like the nature-loving, kind, all-embracing person you all think I am!

Did you all know something?
I'm always on the mining company's side when they're fighting for a bit of land over environmental or cultural disputes.

WOW! you think. I thought she was into people's rights and everything!
Nah, I'm more into profits, you can be thankful I have no aspirations to go into business.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

ray's two cents :

Okay, I'll give you all a break, I won't open my mouth any longer but instead go around talking like I love chickens, talking like I think anyone in the military is a hero, etc. etc.

Oh God, I'm sick of this.

Ray, you're taking things to the extreme. We never asked you to do such a thing, but sometimes, we just can't understand some of the things you talk about, and we would like an explanation for those things so that we can participate in your conversations better.​

 

[Lofty Dreams]

Quote:
I mean in the world, shorry if i offended you.