OKAY! I get it. I really do get the point. So they aren't vending machines ... but JEEZ' LOUISE ...
18 hens ... 6 are 18 weeks old (neighbor got his from same batch ... they're laying now)
6 are 1 year olds
3 are several years old (one lays well when she's not broody)
3 are big sumo wrestler, feed waster, coop insulators that retired from the egg business. (they have life-long residency)
So, I have cleaned, I have bug dusted, I have quality feed and grit ...
MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY 3 EGGS a DAY.
ARRRRRGH.
I am going to keep them in their pen for about a week and see if they are hiding them while free ranging.
They can clench their little hynies all they want but sooner or later that dang egg is going to come out.
If the egg numbers suddenly rise I'll know what the problem was.
If not, I'm going to go out there and squeeze the @%^$&#*$& eggs out of them.