Why did the chicken cross the road?

[barngirlsrule]

think of all the answers you can to:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Dick Cheney: Where's my gun?

 

[chickencoop31320]

The chicken told me he's tired of being questioned as to why he crosses the road, but that if you really must know:
The chicken crossed the road to get away from Colonel Sanders!

 

[Crickett]

DUH! To get to the party!

 

[crait]

Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?
To get to the other slide!

 

[gaited horse]

to go to kfc it was lunch time

 

[saddina]

Because I wanted it on this side, of course.

 

[misty7850]

Because the grubs were fatter on the other side of the road....

or..

they wanted to check out the neighbors "chicks"

 

[KattyKillFish]

it was running away from my Boyfriend.

 

[Crickett]

It was a rooster and saw beautiful girl chicks on the other side.