Why did the chicken....

[fldiver97]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: To show the racoon it can be done!!

 

[Eggs4Sale]

 

[77horses]

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

Ok, Halloween one:

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?


A: To get to the body shop.

 

[TheGoldenRoo]

Here is a Halloween one!!!

Q: Why did the skeleton NOT cross the road?

A: Because he didn't have the guts to!

Love you guys jokes too!

 

[Ducks-R-Us]

I have a backround on my ipod that says "I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives qustioned."
P.S. i love your avatar TheGoldenRoo

 

[Country Heart]

 

[jojo54]

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

 

[Mahonri]

Why can't ghosts have babies?

Cuz the boy ghosts have Holloweenies.

 

[Hoosiermomma]

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