ok I go to the store and buy.... hamburger buns, hamburger, a onion, and a jar of pickles..... The guy at the counter was so excited when he anounced that "I bet you will be having hamburgers tonight!!" I'm like wow you need to get an application from mrs. cleo....
I was in line at the store on Saturday to get my ham for Easter and the lady behind me asked if I was making ham. I told her it was healthy claw post for my cats. I am such a wise butt...... Her face was awesome though.
Quote:and thats when you should have said.. NOPE - just thought I'd buy these here buns for the fun of it... Here's your sign...
I know, I know. Do you think they are just trying to be nice and make conversation, even if it is a bad attempt? Are they smarter than a fifth grader . . . probably not!
Quote: How's the weather is a good starter.... not.. "Oh....you like icecream huh?" as I sit icecream on the conveyor belt... "Naw.. just hate it to death, thought I'd roll over it a few times and put it out of its misery" LMAO!! c'mon *nudges you HarlanAussies..* admit it..you're laffin over there *
OK, I was at the store to get an ovulation kit (as I'm trying to get pregnant), which looks a lot like a pregnancy test, as I'm going through the line, the guy who must have been MAYBE 18, says "I'll bet you're excited." I couldn't say anything. A--I doubt he knew it was an ovulation kit, probably thought it was a pregnancy test. B-It was late at night, and a lot of people who buy pregnancy tests aren't really excited. LOL. I got out of the store and busted out laughing. Found it kind of intrusive that he would comment at all. I have been telling my friends that we need to go to the store and play a game where we buy odd things that are semi related, like: Cart 1: diapers, pregnancy test, morning after pill Cart 2: lubricant, rope, shovel, thongs, adult items You could either abandon these items in odd areas of the store or buy them, nver know when you might need some rope!
I went to the store when they were having a killer deal on Cheerios. I bought 2 cases. Clerk-"I can guess what we are having for breakfast for the next year!" Me- "Bet you can't" Clerk "We are having Cheerios!" Me -"YOU might be having Cheerios, but I am having bacon and eggs" Clerk looks from me to the cases of Cheerios with a confused look. I left after paying. I didn't tell her they were treats for the ducks. She is probably still wondering.
