Why Don't They Listen?????!

[Siddonzo]

A joke from 3rd grade (20+ years ago...)

What do you call a monkey in a blender?



Rhesus pieces!

 

[airmom1c05]

I think in Leviticus chickens used to have four legs!

 

[d.k]

* I don't remember that but maybe Noah got hungry on the Ark.

 

[Kaneke]

Quote:

That's exactly what my DH said the first time he saw our Ameraucana pullet!

actually that's about what I said when I saw my first EEs .. but with a slightly different emotional load:

"wow, is that a CHICKEN !!!" .... awestruck ...

 

[seminolewind]

People only hear what they want to hear, and see only what they want to see. Unless they are a bit smarter.

 

[airmom1c05]

dk wrote:

I don't remember that but maybe Noah got hungry on the Ark.

I think it was after Noah in the food laws. Probably Moses' time frame. Chapter 11 if I'm not mistaken. I'm old enough to be mistaken, you know.

 

[speckledhen]

Wow, talk about OT! (I do remember when as a kid, we had our pony eating in the front yard and a boy on a bicycle asked me if that was a cow, LOL)
Actually, the Jewish food law in the Old Testament says something about "all fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you", doesn't say it was a chicken. What that is, I'm not sure, but maybe it doesn't exist anymore. A bat was considered a fowl then. They have four legs if you count those things on their wings.

SO, back to rooster eggs.....

DH wants to know, do you have to have a hen to get a rooster egg?

 

[LoneCowboy]

d.k :

You guys think you've got it tough! The question I get most often here in town is: "IS THAT A CHICKEN???" I've thought about saying: " NO- That is the extremely rare White Two-Legged Splayed-Toed Feathered Cat!" and seeing where that got me. . . .

ROTFLMAOPMP Now that's funny!!

 

[Kaneke]

I'd probably say "no, it's Poultry" ...

 

[LoneCowboy]

This is timely. I have 2 roos on Craigslist right now. Guess what e-mail I just got! Do you have any Hens? I want a hen for eggs.