why

[maple]

cuz

 

[deerman]

WHY...ASteroids

WHY ...hemorrhoids



where do asteroinds come from......

where are hemorrhoids .......a ** just sayin

 

[gryeyes]

Why does my employer expect me to do anything work-related on a gorgeous day like today?

 

[KristyHall]

why do we have five fingers and toes? would four be too few and six too much?

 

[sourland]

Quote:
Because horses have a sense of humor. As a kid my buddy and I spent a lot of time at the farm of a neighbor who had several horses. Any time we leaned against the wooden fence, this one gray mare would back up to the fence and pass gas.

 

[Chickengal505]

Why is it, when someone else pours cereal it looks like some gracefull act of beauty and when I try to pour it the bag falls out and I have to eat the cereal off the table?

 

[KristyHall]

why am i the designated scratcher of the family? an animal has a hard tor each itchy spot they come to me. even the horses back up to me to get a scratch on the top of the tail.

also why do animals like my car?

why do i have a little red hen that likes to get into cars with people. you throw her out, right back she comes!

 

[SuziQ991]

Quote:
ahahaha!

 

[KristyHall]

Quote:
because the cereal became so excited it jumped out at you!

 

[6chickens in St. Charles]

Why can my hospitalized, very Sick, jobless patients afford
cigarettes? where does that magical cigarette money come from? Can the mysterious cigarette money be diverted to comfort care money? Who's in charge of putting those dollars toward MORE pain and MORE suffering instead of a little peace, a little ease, a little healing? How does the cigarette get paid for but the nutrition and medicine don't?