Speaking of trees, I happen to have the perfect soil for growing money trees!! You should see all the money I harvest from my trees daily.
As it seems a bit unfair for me to be the only one who prospers from my amazing soil, so I am more than willing to grow a money tree for anyone who wants one. Just PM me and let me know you're interested, and I'll send you my address. Then all you have to do is send me a five dollar bill, and wait for your money harvest to come rolling in!! I'll plant your $5, and as soon as your tree begins to bear fruit, I'll pick it, and mail it back to you.
Why would I be so willing to go to all this trouble for you? Well, that's just the kind of person that I am. $5 is a small investment for all the money your tree will grow in return!