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Garage Sale Cheap - $1 (Oregon)
Date: 2011-08-26, 10:02PM CDT
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150 Robinson Road
Oregon, WI 53575
Saturday 8/26/11
10:30am to 1:30pm
Please come buy some of our crap so my wife will quit bugging me about putting it on Craig's List and so I can park my car in the garage again.
I promise to sell it very cheaply because I do not have the strength to haul it back to the basement.
If I'm lucky I will be able to spend some quiet time hiding in the hole in the basement where this junk has been piled for the past ten years.
That's all I ask out of life. Just five minutes in a dark quiet place where my wife, kids, and retarded dog can't find me.
There are very nice toys and clothes from my ungrateful children who refuse to grow up and leave home.
There are some nice things that we never even used because we didn't need them in the first place and we had no room for them upstairs.
There are some attractive and contemporary dust collectors. My wife's friends gave her some really good stuff to sell because they feel sorry she is married to me.
The neighbors gave us some really good stuff to sell because I think they want me to get some cash so I will go to the bar and quit sitting out in the front yard all day.
I promise there are some good deals here. If you show up about 1:00, I'll be giving stuff away so I never have to carry it up and down the darn stairs again.
Please take away this monument to all the overtime that I've worked for the past twenty years so that I can rebuild it anew by wasting some more of my life at my meaningless job.
Thanks, I have to hope that someone out there will understand and come help me out.
Your pal,
Sisyphus
If you google the address.. it shows a street view.. and there is a bunch of stuff in the driveway, a shade/canopy thingy and chairs...
So apparently what he said is very true...
I may go over there to see what they have.
Carol
