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LOL, thats some funny stuff!

I once had a buddy almost get me fired because of a joke he played on me at work. It wasn't long after, that I found some info on the internet about "gay & alternative lifestyle vacations" and I put his name & address down so they would send him a few brochures. It was made even better, when his PARENTS happened to show up the same day they were delivered and they seen them!! He spent over an hour trying to convince them that he was NOT gay and that it was a mistake. He called me up and had me on speakerphone, trying to get me to admit that I had them sent.

I laughed and denied it. I told him "well, that does explain a LOT about why there's never a woman in your life very long. This certainly changes things between us a little but, Hey - whatever works for you man!" He then drove over to my house WITH his parents in the car and DEMANDED to my wife, that she MAKE me admit to having them sent. My wife was already aware of what I had done but never really cared for this guy said " Hey, just be honest with your parents! They will still love you, we've had this conversation before"

He stood there with his mouth open looking at her, his parents, me........he didnt know what to say! LOL He stomped off telling me that he was going to get me back. I said "hey, ive got your parents thinking your gay! Do you REALLY want to take this to the next level?" I came clean about a week later and even called up his parents, who thought at first that I was just trying to cover for him. He promised to never play another joke on me again. So far, he's kept his word.
 
An electric game of memory for my keychain.

...Wrapped in an old McDonalds bag (complete with grease stains) from the floor of my ex-husbands truck. I do believe we were engaged at the time. I'm not sure why I married him, but at least I'm sure why I divorced him.
 
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Very sorry to hear about your house! what a shame, right here at the holidays!! but ive always heard that when something bad happens, something good will come out of it! ill be praying for you!
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I worked at a vet hospital until August of this year, but last year for our Christmas party, many of us drew names out of a envelope to see who we would be secret Santa for. This one girl got my name and she gave me a Snuggie!! Needless to say, when I donated some items to Goodwill, it got donated with them. I couldnt believe it!! A Snuggie!!


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LOL! Sometimes I look back on the early days with my "ex" and say to myself................"I cannot believe that didn't set off alarm bells and make me run away screaming!!"

I am hoping that my wife now, never says that. I really dont know where I would be, without her. I am one of the few that wonder, why i got to be so lucky and end up with her.


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LOL! Sometimes I look back on the early days with my "ex" and say to myself................"I cannot believe that didn't set off alarm bells and make me run away screaming!!"

I am hoping that my wife now, never says that. I really dont know where I would be, without her. I am one of the few that wonder, why i got to be to lucky and end up with her.

HAHAHAHAHA agreed. The good news is I came to my senses quickly and didn't let it last long.

I've found a wonderful man now, I don't even feel most of the time like I'm good enough for him!

However I'm still squeemish about the marriage or even living together thing. Can't blame me, past history has shown I have bad decision making skills.

Merry Christmas!​
 
My aunt once gave me a hot pink vinyl wallet. It was HORRID.

The worst one though was this year. From my brother and his wife, who are very well off - NOTHING. There goes two more people of my list fornext year. Scrooges.
 
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At least they weren't fake and got you and hubby a shared gift only hubby would get use from
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next year I am getting DD19 and her hubby a pair of size 38/30 MENS jeans for the BOTH of them and see how SHE likes being OBVIOUSLY LEFT OUT with a lame excuse of "I couldn't afford 2 pair, maybe you could share!"
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ETA: I'll take your Scrooges and give you my half of the WAAAYYYY too big shirt and throw in the ENTIRE lame excuse for free.
 
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