Worthless Cat

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Beer Roasted Cat

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer.

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker, you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

Enjoy!
 
Crock pot....huhhh....had not thought of that. I bet the chickens will fave no problem getting rid of the evidence.

I think I failed to mention that I also found out I was allergic to it about 2 years ago.
 
Its been longer than that from my doc; I insisted on outliving them all, dogs and cats.... *sigh* I miss 'em. Still have the one cat. Rat.
He was raised mostly by the dog and has lots of doggy charachteristics too, like kissing up to all the guys. Waits for DH to come home - can hear the car turn into our road and runs up then back off the driveway to wait.
Sorry your cat is "useless" Who declawed it and why? Have you had "the talk" with the cat?
 
Yes, I talk to my cat. I have just as much a chance of the cat paying attention as anyone else in this house!
 
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I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one.

Yeah me too, the fur is so filling.

When you are done, the whiskers make good toothpicks as well. Waste not, want not....
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