Worthless Cat

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Don.

If she uses your middle name, you better run!
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If you're allergic to the crockpot, just donate it to Goodwill and get a tax deduction.

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OK guys, I allowed my cats to read this thread 'cause I thought they should know. They have furry friends in high places, low places too. Some of them live in zoos, some in India and a lot of pride--uh, I mean prides, in Africa--large furry friends that is, and they are planning a revenge....
Thought I'd give you a "heads up" --and they are not coming for the chickens....
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I've got plenty of chickens that I'll throw under the bus.

Those cats will be too fat and sluggish to bother with me.

You know, when I really think about it, even my largest crockpot is too small for a normal sized cat. How large do crockpots go?
 
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I had my Missie Marie read this too. She turned her bobbed tailed butt to the monitor and walked away for her nap in the sun.
 
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I had my Missie Marie read this too. She turned her bobbed tailed butt to the monitor and walked away for her nap in the sun.

My cats couldn't care less what a bunch of chicken-huggin' beings have to say about them. Kitty just wants me to clean the litter box and KiKi is hungry.....again!
 
In parts of Asia, the feet are left on rabbit carcasses hung in the market place to prove that they are actually rabbit.

A Marine I know who spent a good bit of his life over in that part of the world liked to refer to cats as "roof rabbits."
 
This is a good thread considering there's a "Meat grinder" thread running at the same time.

Sausage, anyone?
 

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