Yo chicken Jokes

[Koopin]

This is how it works, Someone says, You chickens so
( What ever ) And then the other person has to answer, then after they answer they make one up. Get it? I will start.

Yo chickens so Fat.......

 

[Chicabee19]

that you have to use a forklift to look under them for eggs.

Your chickie's are soooo skinny.....

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

that you cna see the eggs inside of them (sorry I'm not good at this

)

your chicken's so dumb.....

 

[Chicabee19]

that you cna see the eggs inside of them (sorry I'm not good at this idunno)

that's not bad!

your chicken's so dumb.....

It thinks yer shoelace is a werm!


Yer chick'n is SO crazy....​

 

[Bawkadoodledoo]

that it goes ak-hub

yo chicken so tiny

 

[Chicabee19]

what's "ak-hub" ???

yo chicken so tiny

The hole in the chicken wire is its pop-door!


Yo chick' so smelly....​

 

[Bawkadoodledoo]

ak-hub= buh-kak
the worms dont wanna eat the poo! (yuck i know..)

yo chicken so fluffy

 

[Chicabee19]

ak-hub = buh-kak

backwards... LOL ... jeez, shoulda known.

yo chicken so fluffy

Everyone thinks it's a Pomeranian (think Silkie)


Yo chicken is soooo funny....​

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

it stole a comedian's job

yo chicken's so smart.....

 

[Chicabee19]

yo chicken's so smart.....

he sneaks out at night to bring home all the gals from around the neighborhood to add to his harem.

Yo chicken is so strange...​