You know it's time to clean house when.......

[justbugged]

I do have a porch and a fairly clean front yard, so I am definitely a suburban farmer. I do know that I have more chickens than anyone else in the neighborhood.

 

[Carols Clucks]

Oh dear this is funny!

I am off to do some dishes....quick.

But I had so say, I could post a BUNCH of pictures from tenants that moved out that would make you think your house was CLEAN

One apartment had 2 grad students sharing a bath. The shower had a orange-brown-black stripe from where the shampoo sat to the floor that ended up 2 feet across (fiberglass shower stall), the toilet looked like there was a contour rug for all the hairs and you could not tell the difference between the counter top-sink-faucet for all the shaving cream and tooth paste spit.

 

[justbugged]

Well I did know that I don't qualify for the any of the hoarders shows.

But there is a line when a person that owns less than well house trained dogs just has to get grossed out. Living with 8 dogs and 7 of them being ankle biters, is a bit like living with stupid toddlers. I am fairly sure that most human toddlers are smarter than my naughty little dogs.

There is something about baby guts laying all over the floors.

 

[bargain]

You know it's time to clean house, when you look for one Bandaid and instead wrap your finger in a bandana and apply duct tape because of course, there's no surgical tape.... buLitt it's time to go back and build that coop!

 

[KristyHall]

you know it's time to clean the house when the pig's refuse to live in your home

 

[Mattemma]

There's a spider(and web) behind the toothbrush holder.

 

[critterranch]

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Thats a good place to put the dirty dishes, I've never though of that lol

i do the oven thing all the time lol it only works if you dont have a glass window in your oven lol

 

[Avalon1984]

...ants are having a family gathering on the kitchen counters.

 

[bargain]

When you spray perfume on your clothes on the way out of the door, because no matter how well you clean them, they always smell of the farm!

 

[Gold Griffin Chicken Mom]

The new kittens discover sales papers (one thin layer all over the living room, leaving no place to safely walk).

The kittens discover toilet paper. Confetti anyone?

Your special rooster walks into the Sun Porch and gives you the look that says, "and where am I supposed to sleep?"

I think if the chickens helped with the laundry instead of my children, I would enjoy doing laundry.