You know you are a Duck Owner when........

You know you are a crazy duck owner when you see an empty yard/pond and think, "Wouldn't that look so much prettier with some ducks on it?"

When you worry more about your ducks' access to clean water and housing than yours.

When you call your ducks "my babies" or "the kids."

When your pictures folder on your phone is 98% duck pictures.

When you pounce on a bag of worms and pass up the Skittles.

When you hear an interesting name and think "That would make a great duck name!"

When one of the most annoying things there is is city people asking, "You can actually eat duck eggs?"

When a random feather on the couch is just a part of life.

:D
Lol! I asked some friends at work if they wanted to try some duck eggs. . one person said "TO EAT?"
 
you know your a chicken lover when you would rather hang out with chickens then someone your age! (especially when your a teen that isn't interested in phones or boys)
Lol same. I have one boy that keeps asking me out and I reply with, “to busy with poultry”
 
You know you are a crazy duck owner when you see an empty yard/pond and think, "Wouldn't that look so much prettier with some ducks on it?"

When you worry more about your ducks' access to clean water and housing than yours.

When you call your ducks "my babies" or "the kids."

When your pictures folder on your phone is 98% duck pictures.

When you pounce on a bag of worms and pass up the Skittles.

When you hear an interesting name and think "That would make a great duck name!"

When one of the most annoying things there is is city people asking, "You can actually eat duck eggs?"

When a random feather on the couch is just a part of life.

:D

Its so funny cuz my dad lives in the country and said " are you serious? You can eat duck eggs"!!!!!:gig
 
Yep or scrub out there water with your hand BC ur to lazy to go get a rag and your family looks at you like your so gross….
Hehe..... when my boys look at me funny I feel like telling them “I’ve had more of your poop and pee on me than these ducks so don’t feel so high and mighty”.:gig
 
When, you let the duck sit on your lap and get a nice smelly warm spot and then you realize that you are not wearing your chore jeans. :sick
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When you don't hum a tune anymore but Quack quietly to yourself...:gig

When you Quack loud out the back door and they all come running and Quacking to say we are right here Momma..:lau

When your Backyard is full of kiddie pools and Duck Poo...:wee
 

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