You know you are a crazy duck owner when you see an empty yard/pond and think, "Wouldn't that look so much prettier with some ducks on it?"
When you worry more about your ducks' access to clean water and housing than yours.
When you call your ducks "my babies" or "the kids."
When your pictures folder on your phone is 98% duck pictures.
When you pounce on a bag of worms and pass up the Skittles.
When you hear an interesting name and think "That would make a great duck name!"
When one of the most annoying things there is is city people asking, "You can actually eat duck eggs?"
When a random feather on the couch is just a part of life.