You know you are "Country" when...

[Alexandra33]

actually, he can't look any worse. i just rubbed him ALL OVER in wood ash trying to get rid of a heavy mite infestation!!!
now I know not to bathe him to make him look better.......

Well, he'll soon look normal again.

Yeah.....right, "better".

Angel sure doesn't look "better" in spite of my efforts.

I've got one dingy Rock.

-Alexandra33

 

[datschicks]

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[BantyChooks]

Well, he'll soon look normal again.

Yeah.....right, "better".

Angel sure doesn't look "better" in spite of my efforts.

I've got one dingy Rock.

-Alexandra33

oh good, because when I rubbed him with that stuff he looked worse than the time he free-ranged on a rainy day!

 

[Sabz]

...When you do barn chores in your jammies and barn boots...

Hahaha very nice, I love that one. I always tend the my coop BEFORE I get dressed, otherwise I get some dust on myself in the coop So I go out in pijamas and long, water boots lol.

 

[Alexandra33]

oh good, because when I rubbed him with that stuff he looked worse than the time he free-ranged on a rainy day!

Oh, no! That doesn't sound too good....

-Alexandra

 

[Alexandra33]

You know you're country when.....

You have crickets bigger than your big toe living in the mudroom.

You have 3 or more Spring Peepers hanging on the kitchen window every night.

You're mowing through the orchard on a breezy day with fermented apple and pear "wine" spraying all over you.

-Alexandra

 

[Chickenchick11]

When your most often used perfume is tractor/ATV/diesel truck exhaust.

 

[oldhenlikesdogs]

When you have to occasionally stop and dump all the stuff out of your boots, hay, dirt, bit of poop, rocks, then you put your boot back on and keep going.

 

[Chickenchick11]

When you have to occasionally stop and dump all the stuff out of your boots, hay, dirt, bit of poop, rocks, then you but your boot back on and keep going.

I have to do that all the time!

 

[bantiesrule]

When you have to occasionally stop and dump all the stuff out of your boots, hay, dirt, bit of poop, rocks, then you put your boot back on and keep going.

Go barefoot...don't have to dump stuff out of your shoes (until winter and you have to wear boots).