You know you are in____________ when__________

[ole-crone]

I thought that you wore a "paste - y" and ate a "past - E"?

 

[TransplantedTexan]

Spelling on it may be wrong.
It's a soft a and a hard y.

 

[NCrooster]

You know you are from North Carolina if all of your neighbors are from New York or Florida.

 

[BBQ Sam]

You know your in Kentucky when you get run off main street by a combine !