So I'm a paralegal for some great lawyers. While i was pregnant my boss asked me to hand him Title 32. I'm staring at the bookshelf for the longest time. I finally tell him, "It's missing Tom." He looks up from his computer and says, "hand me the book that says 31-33." I laughed so hard. lol
I made ice coffee the other morning. Forgot to check the kettle's plugged in. (It shares a plug with the stove) Turned it on, went out, came back in, poured the water into the mugs, didn't realise it doesn't look right and took a sip. Morning!
Believe me, you are in good company. Know what happened to me the other day? Let me start at the beginning:
I asked a guy in town about an incubator. So after a week or 2 I asked my DH if he's got the guy's number, he said to call him about the 'bator. DH says to look on his phone. There's the guy's name + number, so I call and ask him about the 'bator. He has no idea what I'm talking about... After a fruitless minute of trying to jog his memory I get this nagging feeling... Hang up on the poor dude and look at DH, who at this stage is absolutely killing himself and had the following exchange:
Me: "You said you had Ivan's number on your phone!"
DH: "I forgot, I had another guy called Ivan's number on there"
Me: "I just made a complete *** of myself"
DH: (laughing his head off) "Did he sound Indian?"
Me: "No, he sounded confused."