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Fierlin1182

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8 Years
Aug 26, 2011
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Once I didn't even realise I'd accidentally washed my hair twice until I was rinsing the second time. :lau So spaced out sometimes...
 

sheena85

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7 Years
Apr 11, 2012
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You are waiting for ever for the coffee pot to finish and it's been like 15 to 20 min's and you go in eyes half closed to find out that you never turned it on hahahaha
 

furbabymum

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7 Years
May 6, 2012
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Burns, Wyoming
So I'm a paralegal for some great lawyers. While i was pregnant my boss asked me to hand him Title 32. I'm staring at the bookshelf for the longest time. I finally tell him, "It's missing Tom." He looks up from his computer and says, "hand me the book that says 31-33." I laughed so hard. lol
 

sumi

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Jun 28, 2011
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I made ice coffee the other morning. Forgot to check the kettle's plugged in. (It shares a plug with the stove) Turned it on, went out, came back in, poured the water into the mugs, didn't realise it doesn't look right and took a sip. Morning!
 

sumi

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Believe me, you are in good company. Know what happened to me the other day? Let me start at the beginning:
I asked a guy in town about an incubator. So after a week or 2 I asked my DH if he's got the guy's number, he said to call him about the 'bator. DH says to look on his phone. There's the guy's name + number, so I call and ask him about the 'bator. He has no idea what I'm talking about... After a fruitless minute of trying to jog his memory I get this nagging feeling... Hang up on the poor dude and look at DH, who at this stage is absolutely killing himself and had the following exchange:

Me: "You said you had Ivan's number on your phone!"
DH: "I forgot, I had another guy called Ivan's number on there"
Me: "I just made a complete *** of myself"
DH: (laughing his head off) "Did he sound Indian?"
Me: "No, he sounded confused."

What was so funny?
 

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