You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[itsalladream]

No chickens yet, but did leave work early yesterday so could get some paint down before bed weather rolls in Saturday.

 

[BarredRockMom]

When driving to work & you spot someone else's chickens in the middle of a back country road, stop to scold them, tell them to go home & when they don't, you honk & call their rooster!! AND THE ROOSTER COMES & GETS THEM! (True story, lol!).

 

[HenHouse4Life]

When the snow on your truck looks like a chicken....

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

When driving to work & you spot someone else's chickens in the middle of a back country road, stop to scold them, tell them to go home & when they don't, you honk & call their rooster!! AND THE ROOSTER COMES & GETS THEM! (True story, lol!).

How did you call their rooster?

 

[CelticArche]

Or when she sasses you first and you tell her not to scold you.

I told her not to sass me and she did it again. LOL

 

[Stephluv304]

Not a chicken but a duck but when ur company puts up a no pet policies cus you got caught bringing your duck to work multiple times

 

[CelticArche]

Not a chicken but a duck but when ur company puts up a no pet policies cus you got caught bringing your duck to work multiple times

What kind do you have?

 

[BarredRockMom]

How did you call their rooster?

I rolled down my other window, yelled "Hey rooster, your girls are...." And he was there in a flash, clucking and shuffling them off of the road & back into to their yard. Since he wasn't around when I saw the hens on the road, I am choosing to believe that I called him & he came, lol. (Other school of thought could be that he might only have been responding to a horn & the commotion.)

 

[Faraday40]

@lclark

Hey! Doesn't everyone build snow-chickens?

 

[Ponyfeather]

When the rescue who was supposed to be inside just for isolation has made herself at home and has shown no real desire to move outside and you kind of are allowing it since she is an adorable bantam and you have easy clean floors, and simply put towels where she tends to sit on the furniture.