You Know You're A Chicken Addict When....

[cleoandtheflock]

You know your a chicken addict when you go across town to catch a rooster that has lived on the grounds of a hospital for months and it takes two days but then you finally lure it into the a car and shut the doors then crawl inside grab it put and it in a crate! Animal control couldn’t even catch him!
In case your curious he was a gold sebright/game cockerel
Then you use the money you got for catching it and you use it for your chickens!

 

[cleoandtheflock]

When you bring your bantam on a walk

 

[cleoandtheflock]

When you live in an area where roosters are not allowed so you bring yours in every night so he doesn’t crow at sunrise

 

[jeepgirl13]

You know your a chicken addict when you go across town to catch a rooster that has lived on the grounds of a hospital for months and it takes two days but then you finally lure it into the a car and shut the doors then crawl inside grab it put and it in a crate! Animal control couldn’t even catch him!
In case your curious he was a gold sebright/game cockerel
Then you use the money you got for catching it and you use it for your chickens!

Chicken-napping at its finest!!

Did you finally convince him you had some chicken candy in the car?

My mom woke me up when I was about 14 one time saying a rooster was in the road and it was attacking her. It was like 6am on the weekend and I was a teenager. As soon as the rooster saw me, he knew I wasnt happy and he done messed up. That boy turned tail and ran so quick, but i was all "oh heck no you got me outta bed ll early in the morning you're mine now. " I then put him in a kennel and went back to bed. Took him up to my barn later and he lived as a pet for a couple years till we had to give him away.

 

[HomesteaderWife]

You know you're a chicken addict when they're more spoiled than a family dog

 

[VictoriaTemple]

You know you're a chicken addict when they're more spoiled than a family dog

Actually, you know you’re a chicken addict when you give up having a family dog so you can afford to spoil your chickens!

 

[Raylo]

You know you are a chicken addict when you are crocheting items for the coop.

 

[VictoriaTemple]

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Clever!

 

[VictoriaTemple]

...the prospect of poop for the garden is actually exciting to you, not gross.

Let's keep it going! What sort of things set a chicken lover apart from the norm?

You know you’re a chicken addict when you RUN OUT of chicken poop while gardening, and the first solution to your problem that occurs to you is, “Oops, I need more chickens!”

(I actually did that today. Not kidding. My immediate reaction actually was, “I need more chickens.” For the poop.)

 

[sean_wonder]

When you notice your chicken is about to poop on the couch and, immediately, stick your hand right under their bum to catch whatever comes out