You Know You're A Chicken Addict When....

[sealer39]

When you accidentally put a scoop of fermented feed, instead of your protein powder, in your morning milkshake. Not a good way to start your day.

 

[sealer39]

(a throwback to childhood) ....you remind people to remove their shoes, not for mud or dirt but because of chicken poop.

(love you Grandma! You always made me kick my shoes off!)

Exactly! Everyone here has their own pair of chicken shoes that never come inside.

 

[HomesteaderWife]

@sealer39 - I'm very particular to ALWAYS have a pair of rubber boots for that exact reason. Or a beat up pair of tennis shoes if it's dry weather. Can't take your Sunday shoes into the coop (unless...you're in a big hurry...)

 

[Mybackyardpeepers]

You can look at your own flock of chickens that are the same breed, similar colors, and tell them all apart even just based off attitude.
Other family and visitors think you're either pretending to know the difference, or call you crazy for being able to.

Just like if you have multiple babies (twins, etc)

 

[BantyChooks]

Can't take your Sunday shoes into the coop (unless...you're in a big hurry...)

x2.

 

[sealer39]

When you walk into your new 12’x28’ $7,600.00 workshop and think to yourself, “Damn, this would make a nice chicken coop”.

 

[jlwquilter]

When you spend more time making chicken food than you do human food.

 

[jlwquilter]

When your idea of a great evening is sitting in your run watching your flock.

For HOURS.

Just saying.

 

[HomesteaderWife]

@sealer39 - Not quite as large scale as thinking a workshop BUT....I have seen kid's playhouses and little outbuildings at hardware stores and thought to myself it'd make a nifty coop!

 

[VictoriaTemple]

When you 're watching your beloved "Darkwing Duck" DVDs and catch yourself inventing new chicken-related characters.​