You know you're a Redneck when...

[Chirpy]

PC wrote:

34" waste.

So??? What kind a "waste" is that? Redneck trash can size? Oh, did you mean 'waist'?

Nope... quite sure you meant waste.

 

[PurpleChicken]

Quote:
So??? What kind a "waste" is that? Redneck trash can size? Oh, did you mean 'waist'?

Nope... quite sure you meant waste.

im gust no gud at spelin.


Do rednecks have trashcans? We just use our front yards or that dirt road
down yonder.

 

[wishin4chicken]

Wow, you're pretty sophisticated. I remember some who just threw the black garbage bags up on the roof. When the roof was full, got the truck and hauled it to the dump.

Kept the critters out!

 

[Wildsky]

Throw the trash over the dang fence! Then it aint your problem anymore...

(do not try this at home)