You may be Texan if…

[EmmaRainboe]

you may be Texan if buc-ee's is the highlight of all road trips.

you may be Texan if you can’t look in any direction without seeing at least one Texas flag

you maybe be Texan if the speed limit is 50, you’re going 70, and people keep passing you

you may be Texan if chicken fried steak is your go-to diner food

you may be Texan if you feel immense pride in your state

you may be Texan if you only eat Blue Bell icecream

you may be Texan if you have your A/C blowing all year ’round

you may be Texan if you have stepped or fallen in a fire ant hill

you may be Texan if you do not own a winter coat

you may be Texan if Tex Mex is one of your favorite foods

you may be Texan if you see “Bless your heart” as an insult

you may be Texan if “all y’all” and “ain’t” are consistent words in your vocabulary

you may be Texan if you get excited when you see a field of blue bonnets

you may be Texan if “Go Texan’s Day” is one of your favorite holidays

you may be Texan if your grandpa makes the best darn tootin’ ribs and brisket you’ve ever had

you may be Texan if you laugh when you see Texas depicted as a desert wasteland in shows and movies

you may be Texan if you have been to the rodeo

you may be Texan if you have been to the Alamo

you may be Texan if you regularly jam out to “deep in the heart of Texas”

you may be Texan if you are confident in your Texas history

you may be Texan if you know who Santa Anna was

you may be Texan if you have eaten frito pie

Are you Texan?

 

[The Moonshiner]

Thankfully not.
Half the list I've accomplished in Missouri.
And God willing the other half I'll never have to.

 

[SilverBirds]

I think over half of these are just being southern in general.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Both things on there I've done in Montana

 

[KingD]

Are you Texan?

Thankfully not.. I've been preserved

 

[azurbanclucker]

Are you Texan?

Nope. You can have it all to yourselves.

 

[Texasclucker]

you may be Texan if buc-ee's is the highlight of all road trips.

you may be Texan if you can’t look in any direction without seeing at least one Texas flag

you maybe be Texan if the speed limit is 50, you’re going 70, and people keep passing you

you may be Texan if chicken fried steak is your go-to diner food

you may be Texan if you feel immense pride in your state

you may be Texan if you only eat Blue Bell icecream

you may be Texan if you have your A/C blowing all year ’round

you may be Texan if you have stepped or fallen in a fire ant hill

you may be Texan if you do not own a winter coat

you may be Texan if Tex Mex is one of your favorite foods

you may be Texan if you see “Bless your heart” as an insult

you may be Texan if “all y’all” and “ain’t” are consistent words in your vocabulary

you may be Texan if you get excited when you see a field of blue bonnets

you may be Texan if “Go Texan’s Day” is one of your favorite holidays

you may be Texan if your grandpa makes the best darn tootin’ ribs and brisket you’ve ever had

you may be Texan if you laugh when you see Texas depicted as a desert wasteland in shows and movies

you may be Texan if you have been to the rodeo

you may be Texan if you have been to the Alamo

you may be Texan if you regularly jam out to “deep in the heart of Texas”

you may be Texan if you are confident in your Texas history

you may be Texan if you know who Santa Anna was

you may be Texan if you have eaten frito pie

Are you Texan?

Blue bonnets

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Blue bonnets

I used to get blue bonnet face paint every Go Texans Day

 

[Isadora]

I'm American

 

[azurbanclucker]

I'm American

David Bowie was afraid of Americans.