You might be a “Southie” if...

So...anybody else have an issue where during the winter after a week of freezing temperatures, 50 degrees feels like swimming weather, then in the summer after a week of 95-100 degree weather, 70 degrees feels like you moved to the South Pole?
Occupational hazard! Literally! :D
 
I was born up "nawth" but have lived in the south since I was 8. First Florida. Need in Georgia over 40 years...and that is SOUTH Georgia. Never did any of the things you mentioned and don't know what a popple is. It like Poppables...the round chips. 😁
Well, tarnation. You gotta be from the deepist parts of the south then! :lau :gig
 
Are all ya’ll Southies wanting you restart the civil war?

I can’t think of any other reason all ya’ll are sending your possums north to invade us.

I lived my first 50 years without seeing a possum, now I see one every few years. This has to stop. If it does not expect to be invaded by noseeums, mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, wolverines and pine martens.

Now that all ya’ll understand how dangerous it is to Keep sending us possums, I think all ya’ll deserve a little contest,

So post your bestest possum recipes. Include how you scrape them off the highway and what parts you do and don’t eat.

Us Northerners really want to just know more about your strange primitive ways.

Now bless your little hearts and post away.
 
Are all ya’ll Southies wanting you restart the civil war?

I can’t think of any other reason all ya’ll are sending your possums north to invade us.

I lived my first 50 years without seeing a possum, now I see one every few years. This has to stop. If it does not expect to be invaded by noseeums, mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, wolverines and pine martens.

Now that all ya’ll understand how dangerous it is to Keep sending us possums, I think all ya’ll deserve a little contest,

So post your bestest possum recipes. Include how you scrape them off the highway and what parts you do and don’t eat.

Us Northerners really want to just know more about your strange primitive ways.

Now bless your little hearts and post away.
If you don't want the "accidental" migration of opossums up to MN. , then stop sending your trucks down here for cheap tobacco products! :lau
 

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