You might be a “Southie” if...

[Clearwater Chicken]

...I hunt for leftovers...in the fridge... I use my not quite 20/20 vision. Just in case anyone was wondering.

I think we lost all doing that know

 

[Severne]

Who here who’s a southie listens to Bluegras.

 

[AlabamaPeg]

Y'all Yankees just don't get enough sunlight. And y'all should know that we ain't "Southies," we're southerners, where mayonnaise is three words. "Mayonnaise some fine fillies down at the honky-tonk tonight!" and "Merica" is the country we live in. We eat grits and gravy, grits and eggs, and grits! We eat Moonpies with RC, mustard on your fries and peanuts in your Coke. Okra is eaten fried or in a big bowl of gumbo with hot sauce. We, ladies don't sweat, we glisten. We drink our tea over ice with sugar. Mountain Dew is NOT a carbonated beverage, it comes in a Mason Jar. But then again, that red line you drew is too far north. Should be on the Mason/Dixon line. Y'all just need more sun.

 

[Severne]

You southern folk need more sun.... it’s only 65-75 degrees in the south now.

 

[AlabamaPeg]

You southern folk need more sun.... it’s only 65-75 degrees in the south now.

True. It should be 80 right now and we had a freeze warning last night. Crazy!

Oh and those armored varmints are "possums on the half shell."

 

[Clearwater Chicken]

True. It should be 80 right now and we had a freeze warning last night. Crazy!

Oh and those armored varmints are "possums on the half shell."

Hmm, I’ll stay a northerner we have actual food up here. Except the tea, your tea I said great. Nice name for armadillos. I find it amazing that you have been a member for9 years and have only posted 12 times!

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

Y'all Yankees just don't get enough sunlight. And y'all should know that we ain't "Southies," we're southerners, where mayonnaise is three words. "Mayonnaise some fine fillies down at the honky-tonk tonight!" and "Merica" is the country we live in. We eat grits and gravy, grits and eggs, and grits! We eat Moonpies with RC, mustard on your fries and peanuts in your Coke. Okra is eaten fried or in a big bowl of gumbo with hot sauce. We, ladies don't sweat, we glisten. We drink our tea over ice with sugar. Mountain Dew is NOT a carbonated beverage, it comes in a Mason Jar. But then again, that red line you drew is too far north. Should be on the Mason/Dixon line. Y'all just need more sun.

Ahh! I'm so confused! I can't claim to be a northerner, can't honestly claim to be a southie... too many disagreements over map legitimacy. Yep. I've made up my mind. I shall officially be a fly-over-state-ie.

 

[Clearwater Chicken]

Also what are moonpies

 

[shawluvsbirds]

...I hunt for leftovers...in the fridge... I use my not quite 20/20 vision. Just in case anyone was wondering.

Hilarious

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Also what are moonpies

It's what southie hillbillies stack up to make wedding cakes.