.............If you can take one look at your flock of two dozen chickens in the evening and know exactly how many and who is missing from the scratch yard......and then go in search of them before closing the gate for the night.....You might be a Birdneck. (Some things just become instinctual after awhile
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.............If you've ever spent a half hour arguing with the store manager of your local feed store about why he needs to carry more chicken related items....You might be a Birdneck (Yes, I've done this. Even contacted the
TSC HQ to complain that they didn't carry enough chicken stuff!
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.............If you've ever spent over $300 on insulation, water dish heaters and heat lamps, just so that your chickens won't be cold when the January nights dip down to -20.....You might be a Birdneck
.............If you've ever braved near blizzard conditions to take out a cooked breakfast of oatmeal, mixed veggies, scrambled eggs and fresh mung bean sprouts to your girls, just so they can have a nice hot meal to start the day and a little variety....You might be a Birdneck! (The husband often complains that the birds eat better than he does in the winter!
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............If you've ever grown an entire garden of nothing but lettuce, spinach, chard, cabbage and peas, just for your chickens.....You might be a Birdneck!
...........If you've ever let the chickens loose in the compost heap because you know they do a much better job of turning it than you'll ever do.....You might be a Birdneck!
And......If you consider a "Staycation" at home with your flock to be 100 times better than a Caribbean cruise.....You might be a Birdneck!