You might be a chicken if.........

[feather and mountain man]

if your pecker is on your face

 

[awesomefowl]

chickensducks&agoose :

You somehow manage to open the 5 gallon can of feed, climb in, invite 5 of your friends to stack on top of you, and then magically put the lid back on, so when 'Mom' comes home, and goes (in the dark) to grab a handful of feed to throw in the coop, she instead grabs a handful of warm chicken, and screams her bloody head off. Hilarious. yes, 6 chickens crammed into a galvanized 5 gallon pail... with the lid ON.

 

[thebirdguy]

If you eat better than your humans and enjoy air conditioning in the summer while they swelter in the heat... LOL