You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[LittleFeat]

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OMG I was half asleep when I started reading this and thought you were getting ready to say you put something....your hen's foot or somthing in warm water to make her lay....like the old trick of putting someone's hand in warm water to make them pee!!!

 

[FluffyColor]

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[Buff Hooligans]

And you swear they're turning around and saying "does this polka dotted bottom make my butt look fluffy?"

 

[NarleevilleClucks]

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I have insessant chicken plop on my feet...I shower EVERY night!

 

[FluffyColor]

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OMG I was half asleep when I started reading this and thought you were getting ready to say you put something....your hen's foot or somthing in warm water to make her lay....like the old trick of putting someone's hand in warm water to make them pee!!!

I said that I put a egg in a cup of warm water to hatch it.

 

[Tonopah Pati]

I just thought that all of those were normal. Is that not what Chicken People do???

 

[FluffyColor]

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LOLZ

 

[Tonopah Pati]

Wanting to purchase a Designer Saddle W/ Harness Clip, so that I can take my chicken for a walk.

Wearing a Chicken Hat.

Should I wear this to the coop?

What a Face LOL!

 

[FluffyColor]

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Now, I hadn't thought of this one....

Oh no....

 

[sojeo]

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Now, I hadn't thought of this one....

Oh no....

I HAD thought of this, but I was afraid of what DH would say!