When you leave the sliding glass door open in 95 degree evening heat with the a/c running so the chickens can come in and jump up on your wife's pleather chair and climb in your lap for a few minutes before you carry/herd them into the coop and tuck them in for the night.
When you jump out of bed at 5:30AM on your days off to open the coop and run before the impatient bGAWKing starts.
(I considered the baby monitor so I could hear them bGAWKing in the morning when the house fan is running)
When you put your mealworm colony under your stepson's bed (without telling him) because it's too cold outside and that's the only place you can find to hide them. And it leads to a beetle infestation in his room.
You spend half a day going from store to store looking for the "perfect chicken rug" to put in front of the kitchen sink and when you can't find one you like you consider spending around $130 to have one made.
I could go on but..........
When you jump out of bed at 5:30AM on your days off to open the coop and run before the impatient bGAWKing starts.
(I considered the baby monitor so I could hear them bGAWKing in the morning when the house fan is running)
When you put your mealworm colony under your stepson's bed (without telling him) because it's too cold outside and that's the only place you can find to hide them. And it leads to a beetle infestation in his room.
You spend half a day going from store to store looking for the "perfect chicken rug" to put in front of the kitchen sink and when you can't find one you like you consider spending around $130 to have one made.
I could go on but..........
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