You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[briana1975]

When you get a chickensitter whenever you will be out after dark. Gotta make sure everyone is counted and locked up for the night.

 

[FluffyColor]

okokok...............................Another one from me:

If you cut out a hole in a Capri-sun box,lay a paper towel on it,get your thermometer from your last hatch,and put store-bought eggs i it,and incubate them until your mom makes you clean up and says"We aren't hatching until next spring.Keep up what you're doing and we won't."But I want the babies NOW!

I am not going to give up.

 

[briana1975]

I forgot to add.... you might be a crazy turkey lady if while you are on vacation you make your husband roll the window down every time we see a wild turkey so I can "talk" to it.

 

[ebonyann]

Quote:
Oh, that is funny! And by the way, I love your avatar

 

[kwynn's birds Alaska]

When you sit up in the middle of the night yelling "DANGLES GOT OUT!!" freaked the crap out of my hubby! (Dangles is my young white leghorn/SSH roo with enormous dangly wattles) That was last night

When you spend most of the day in the coop waiting for your new hens to lay eggs so you can determine who lays what color eggs.
That was last summer...I was new

when my hubby tells me "absolutley no more chickens until you can tell me how many you actually have without going out to count them. Thats about a once a week ordeal.

 

[kwynn's birds Alaska]

One more...

When you and hubby are in the back yard working, and one of your chickens let out a squawk (like the sound one makes when it gets bit on the butt by another hen) Hubby asks what did that bird just say?

and I actually had an answer

 

[djackjr]

How about when you are cleaning the coop and you are praising them for pooping pretty much under the roost and making my cleanup easier.

 

[sojeo]

kwynn's birds Alaska :

One more...

When you and hubby are in the back yard working, and one of your chickens let out a squawk (like the sound one makes when it gets bit on the butt by another hen) Hubby asks what did that bird just say?

and I actually had an answer

Ooohh! That's funny!​

 

[NotTheMomma]

When you leave for a day of rest and relaxation at a water park, 2.5hrs away, in another state, and you call home a few

times to ask how the chickens are, and if anyone has laid, and to make sure they have some ice in their water, and dont' forget the tomatos and cantelope on the counter. Then call back to ask if they ate it all, as if they ever leave anything.

When your DH calls to say he killed a ground hog near the chicken lot because it was scaring the dear sweet hennie poohs, and you ask him if he fed it to the chickens.

Unfortunately for the gals, he didn't.

 

[Dixiedoodle]

I am 'ALMOST' embarrassed to post these....but:

You might be a ccl IF, you squish a mosquito on your arm, and walk around the house, out to the coop, protecting said mosquito (still stuck on your arm), so it won't fall off. You open the coop door, sit down on the milk crate and try to get the girls attention ---two come over to see what's going on and one 'gently' take the squished mosquito...

If you are visiting a friend, having tea in the kitchen and you get 'lost' in the huge fly that is in the window---- and have to ask your friend what she just said!!! I was thinking my girls sure would love to have THAT fly!!!

If after you find out that your favorite cricket/meal worm store has already closed for the day, you drive 6miles out of the way, to go to a large, well known pet store and pay Eleven (yes, .11) cent for each tiny little cricket and 5$ for 35 mealworms!!!!