You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[RAWR]

You might be a chicken lady if you make a special chicken pants to wear inside the house, and cuddle with your chicken at night

 

[artsyrobin]

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that sounds so familiar! i picked up a dead butterfly in the parkinglot and carried it home, 12 miles, to offer it to the girls- they didn't want it, they prefer locusts! the banties looked at it, not for them, thankyou! finally the bluejay decided he'd take it!

how about they follow you around the run as you turn rocks over for them, for all the goodies under those rocks!

 

[RAWR]

 

[thespinningcottage]

When the chickens cheer me on and sing the egg song for ME because I'm in the coop so much scraping pooh, changing the water, tidying up etc. etc.

 

[thespinningcottage]

AND you ask your dear hubby to build you an appliance coop off the kitchen - there was no other way to explain what you wanted!

 

[canada-goose]

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Haha, guess where my Seramas sleep!
Come on~guess!


Exactly.


You are a crazy chicken person if you call your best friend (an Easter Egger) a hunting hawk and love having her on your shoulder.
Oh, and you are willing to pay $250 for a pair of tiny chickens.

 

[FluffyColor]

Another one from me,

You see a commercial for AmbienCR(a medicine I would never take because of all the side effets that can kill you,)and they put a
rooster on a windowsill.The roo crows and the person wakes up.Then the person takes AmbienCR,and the roo gets off the windowsill.Your mom is talking about a science project you can do,and in the middle of a sentence,you yell,"Pip's getting away!"You throw on your shoes,grab the keys,and run toward the door."C'mon,let's go catch him!Then I'll build a coop and we'll keep him and pesuade MrsJoyce to give us back his sisters and we'll get eggs from his sisters every day.And then his sister Color will go broody and we'll give her some eggs that Pip fertilized and they'll hatch!And we'll have baby chicks!Ohhhh....

.Come!"Your mom looks at you like you are insane.

"Maybe next spring,"she says with a mischevious smile,"we'll keep chickens."

LOL,that was today.......

 

[FluffyColor]

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I wish.

 

[michickenwrangler]

Here's a new one that I just did the other day:

You bake two loaves of banana bread, one for people, one for chickens

 

[ebonyann]

Ok, you are definatly a CCL if: You spend 30 minutes dumping out the crud in the bottom of your trash can just so that you can hand pick through it to get all the little maggots living there and put them in a bowl for your little birdies to enjoy!

Just got done doing that an hour or so ago, rather give my birds a treat then promote more flys in my house