You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[Buff Hooligans]

That "New Arrival" announcement was hysterical. I just posted it on my office fridge.

 

[19hhbelgian]

You assure your DH "no more hatching eggs this season"... Then he finds the box marked fragile on your porch the next day, asks you why there are more eggs on the porch, and you answer "huh, I don't know!!" and he just rolls his eyes at you

Can you tell this just happened?

 

[Camelot Farms]

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I lied....told him I won them in a BYC contest
How could he say anything about that?

 

[HenPen]

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I lied....told him I won them in a BYC contest
How could he say anything about that?

I have done that myself....I won ducklingss at a chicken swap too

he rolls his eyes and says "Play the LOTTERY if your so lucky!!"

 

[mlm1965]

If a friend worries how you are going to afford all those chickens, and you tell him the internet and cable will go before your chickens will!

 

[b'hamPeeps]

I know I'm a CCL because I posted a couple "weird" things I do days ago, but it didn't occur to me to post the following:

If the eggs you collect are even slightly warm from the hen, you hold them up against your cheek to feel how good it feels, while you run inside to hold it against your partner's cheek, so she can feel how good it feels!

And you run outside to the egg song, to try to get a a really warm one.

 

[Happy Chooks]

b'hamPeeps :

I know I'm a CCL because I posted a couple "weird" things I do days ago, but it didn't occur to me to post the following:

If the eggs you collect are even slightly warm from the hen, you hold them up against your cheek to feel how good it feels, while you run inside to hold it against your partner's cheek, so she can feel how good it feels!

And you run outside to the egg song, to try to get a a really warm one.

Just don't have a warm one break in your hands. I had a soft shelled one break in my hand. Doesn't feel so nice.​

 

[highcountrychickens]

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Just don't have a warm one break in your hands. I had a soft shelled one break in my hand. Doesn't feel so nice.

Yes, but you'll have a lovely facial

 

[welovechickens]

If you give your bantam hen her own private bucket "nest" in the not-yet-finished chicken house, because she "wants her privacy". You listen for her, and when she starts squalling, you go out and let her out of the current coop/run so she can run over to the other one all by herself.

Actually I can't blame the little miss....she is the bottom of the pecking order and is always getting pecked or stepped on....the other hens kept sticking their heads in the nest she used to use, and she hated that. So now I spoil the little dear....

 

[carolina chicky]

You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if you.....

* Ride your Cornish X rooster around the yard on the 4 wheeler
(I mean, he seemed to enjoy riding around looking at the trees, grass, etc.)

*Change the lyrics to songs to fit your chickens
(my favorite new chicken song..."Shakin our fat little chicken butts...)
(Who knew our new little Frizzle chicks could rap?)