You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[Buff Hooligans]

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That's why I hang out at the dining room table a lot... the girls need...supervision. Uh huh.

 

[ducks4you]

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If you'd get rid of the super spotlights and the rolling cameras fixed on your hens, they WOULD lay for you!!

 

[kycklingmamma]

...if you have a heater in their coop..and you live in Houston, TX...it might go down to 32 degrees at night...one maybe two nights a year..

 

[OutInTheStiks]

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Haha, guilty.

 

[FlockMama]

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CUTE

 

[Davis5454]

.........if you spend an hour and a half reading 43 pages of crazy chicken post and identify with ALL of them !!!

 

[PoultryPedia]

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[amyc]

The UPS delivery guy asks how your day is going, and you tell him much better than yesterday and proceed to tell him the whole story about how one of your hens got caught in fly tape and you had to get it off with vegetable oil, and then give her a bath to get the oil off, and then blow dry her so she didn't go outside wet.

About mid-story I think I caught the "holy cats, she's nuts" look from him. Sad part is, my sister wasn't the least bit surprised by this.

 

[ebonyann]

 

[Chicky Tocks]

So funny these stories! Here's mine for the day.

I'm a paralegal by trade and today I was walking over to the courthouse to file some papers. I spied a grasshopper on the courthouse lawn and before I realized what I was doing, I had bent down and caught that grasshopper! Then it hit me...what the crap am I doing with this grasshopper?! Well I was gonna give it to my chickens of course...pffft!!!

Durrrrrr!!!! I let it go.