You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[schellie69]

Got another one which my DH was laughing so hard about this

You may be a crazy chicken lady that You tell your named pet chicken if they don't stop being bad they are going into the stew pot (yea right like that would happen)

 

[Hen_House_Rocks!]

...you have photos in your wallet of your chickens but none of your children!

 

[urban dreamer]

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My husband likes to sing that one sometimes!

I love that song! 'cept thier comming to take me to the chicken farm...

 

[CackleFan]

If I put my baby chicks in the hot tub which hasn't been used before, then when chicks were 2 weeks old, they stayed in the 4th bedroom with AC on in the hot summer......

 

[thecochincoop]

if you have 12 birds in your attic and only 4 are small babies

by the way they are hiding out up there

 

[loralei]

If you wrap your favorite chicken in a towel, bring it into the house to cuddle up on the sofa to watch tv with, cuz you feel icky and the dogs are too wiggly to cuddle!

2manychixs Wrote: You walk thur to gather eggs/feed,
someone on top poos right in my hair
The funny thing I laughed didn't ever get mad.

BTW that's good luck!!!​

 

[kelidei]

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Ha! I do that too--- also since I cannot let them free range I go out EVERYDAY and cut clover and grass by the basket load and bring it to them! I am sure my neighbors see me and wonder what the heck I am doing with my scissors and basket.

 

[jossanne]

You might be a Crazy Chicken Lady if...

your beloved babies, who are trying to transition to living outside, come cheeping at the back door in the morning (if you make them sleep outside) asking to be let in, and come walking right into the house when you open the door. You let them stay in all day, just because you know they don't fit in with all the full-time outside chickens. Someday they might, but you secretly hope that they don't.

 

[A.T. Hagan]

This thread has been very useful for proving that I am NOT a crazy chicken person. When my wife begins to question my sanity over future poultry plans I show her THIS thread to prove that I am still right in the head. {laughing}

.....Alan.

 

[Fluffy-Butt-Farms]

you know you're a crazy chicken lady if...

you tell your boyfriend to find a new place for the clothes because your walk in closet was the perfect place to put 40 babies, the brooders, and the incubators