You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[emvickrey]

I might be a crazy chicken lady because I have more pictures and videos of my chickens than my grand children.

 

[vegaschick]

Thanks everyone! I suddenly don't feel quite so crazy! I've done a few of these things but man...!!?! Y'all seriously crack me up!

 

[Mahonri]

you might be a crazy chicken gent if after you give the backyard coop tour to your uncle and aunt who are visiting from Houston, they say,

"You know they have addiction and recovery classes for things like this..."

 

[GardenWeasel]

Crazy if you have your chicken treats saved and planned for Christmas morning. You plan to sneak ot to their run and wire broom corn bunches and sunflower heads to the wire in the wet poopy run and take pictures. OK all kids and grandkids live out of state, is that a good excuse?

 

[card5640]

Funny post Garden Weasel, I ran right out to the coop this morning w/ their saved treats as my Teenage daughter said " Mom where are you going we are opening gifts, dont tell me you are going out to the coop, get back here!" I said out loud to myself, why should the chickens have to wait for their presents on Christmas morning when the rest of us have ours"....... hmmm do you think they know its Christmas? My husband replied " Denise once again do I need to remind you?, they have a brain the size of a walnut."
Gosh I hope they didnt hear him say that!
Merry Christmas to all the CCLadies out there.

 

[snowflake]

when you spend half the night searching for a missing hen, then first thing in the AM you go out and talk to the other hens and ask them were their sister has gone,(hopping it was not a pred.) one starts chirping at you and walks away and you follow as if she has said "come follow me" and she leads you to the missing hen. who is sitting on a pile of eggs (18 to be exact,) that they have been stashing in the cats basket. ; sneaky little things! then you run and call your kids to tell them you found the hen ;they didn't know was missing!" now she believes they talk to her!"

 

[jossanne]

... when you wake up mad at your husband because in your dream, he didn't defend you against someone who insisted on selling you a flock of cross-bred mutts, bad-quality purebreds, and who-knows-what-kind-of-chickens for $200. When you told the idiot (the one selling the chickens) that you didn't want his birds, your hubby said, "Oh, forgive her, she's just been in a bad mood for a while. She does want the chickens." And then you have to go for a walk (still in your dream) because you're so ticked off at your hubby...

Poor guy, in his defense, he would never pay $200 for a flock of bad-quality birds either, unless he knew I just wanted them.

 

[NoseyChickens]

When you get a check from your mother labled "eggs" for Christmas!

 

[Chicken Chaperone]

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Um, yep... that'd be me!

 

[MakNat]

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Who cares about good jobs and trips when we got our Chicks!!!!!

Thats me with my friends on Facebook!!!!