You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[farmin'chick]

You might be a CCL/G if...you're lying in the snow so you can reach under the chicken coop with a stick to roust out the lone hen who won't walk in the snow and CARRY her to the coop for the night!

 

[artsyrobin]

if you go into the coop at nite and tuck the girls in and spend a long time assuring them the 'mean' roo won't shred their feathers and rip their combs ever again..... yep- protecting my gals....

 

[Kansaseq]

On your hour commute home at 3 am, you are constantly 'day' dreaming of the possible breed crosses you can make from your current flock.

 

[suburbanminifarm]

I might be a CCL-- because I was hugging my favorite hen and suddenly I stopped and said to her "you 've been eating the garlic plant again, haven't you?" Yes, I could SMELL it on her warm beak- breath while kissing her!! LOL!

 

[Country Heart]

You might be a crazy chicken lady if...you find yourself on BYC long after midnight reading about the exploits of other crazy chicken ladies.

 

[seminolewind]

You know you are a crazy chicken lady when-you collect eggs, you spit on the dirty ones and wipe them on your shirt

 

[chickenmamalp]

You know you are a crazy chicken lady when you and your husband are driving on the interstate and see a semi loaded with chickens and you discuss how to hijack it and free all the chickens

 

[farmin'chick]

 

[SJensen]

Quote:
on Christmas Eve...

 

[Tala]

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on Christmas Eve...

ditto!

You might be the crazy chicken person if you collect everyone's leftover corn cobs after Christmas dinner......put them in a to-go box and take them home for the birds!