You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[bawkbawkbawk]

Okay - we need to make a BYC book of all these because they are SO hilarious and true! Or AT LEAST a calendar with photos and these quotes. Right?

Mine is: when you go to a formal luncheon with pine shavings clinging to your clothes and think there's something wrong with those OTHER people for giving you funny looks

 

[Chickenmaven]

I might be a Crazy Chicken Lady...

because I read a thread entitled 'Soaking chicken in buttermilk' and I thought, "My chickens would not like that!"

 

[The Zoo]

Quote:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Whispering Winds]

Quote:
Me too~~~

 

[tomato lady]

At 2 a.m. in the middle of a storm the power goes out so you gather up all the chicks in the brooder, load them in the car, and go for a drive because the only place there is heat is in the car.

They snuggled down and I could hear them...... purrrr, purrrr, purrrr.

 

[farmin'chick]

Yes, I agree it would make a GREAT poster to sell in the BYC store, or a booklet...or a calendar...or.....

You may be a crazy chicken lady if you go to the chicken house for all the new birds 4 times a day "just in case" someone laid their first egg.

ETA or if your signature line just won't FIT in 4 lines, because you have to tell about ALL your chickies!

 

[ChooksChick]

b'hamPeeps :

You've had a newly hatched chick sleep nestled between your shoulder and your cheek on a heating pad IN YOUR BED. And he slept, but you didn't so you could keep checking on him.


(His mom rejected him and he had no siblings, so he needed contact to stop the distress peeping.)

It's worse when you incubated it in you bra after broody walked away, and you kept in in your camisole shelf because you didn't have a heating pad...so hubby finally went out to get one.​

 

[PippyChicken]

Quote:
Yeah that's my ringtone! lol it's of my rooster ginger crowin

 

[kit1470]

when you can get your entire office on egg watch with you .....as in I walk in the door and they don't say good morning, they say any eggs yet? and getting really excited when I finally said yes


or discussing the merits of egg laying versus not egg laying with your girls and actually believing they not only understand you but reply intelligently to your request

 

[mamagardener]

When you are watching tv at night with your DH and tell him to mute the tv because I think I heard a noise-is it the chickens? Are they okay?